Fifty Shades of Yummy... I mean Grey, yeah, thats what I meant... *Gulp*

So, I am getting into the game a bit late. But I am glad I finally read the books. If my mother only knew what these books are about... I'm glad I use a pseudonym when I blog, otherwise, there would be hell to pay. I'm over 21 and all, but we're all our parent's little babies. 

Let me say this, I want to be Anastasia Steele, and I'll take Matt Bomer as Christian Grey or Matt Cohen, or maybe Ryan Gosling. This is not a book anyone can read in a crowded room, I tried and was embarrassed by the looks I got, I'm sure my moaning didn't help either... I'm losing it here. Ok, the ''50 Shades'' trilogy deals with Sex, erotic, steamy, holy-mother-of-God-screaming-moaning-groaning sex. It's kind of the embarassment to read, and is not something to read aloud. I thought people were exaggerating about this trilogy being touted as ''Mommy porn'', huh I was wrong, it's porn, and it's not bad either. Women need  something to let the tension off, so to speak, men can find their disgusting pic's & vid's all over the net (my boyfriend does, all the time. I think he's addicted to be honest). But this series gives women a fantasy man to, well, fantasize about, again men do it all the time when they're picturing a Victoria's Secret model or a Playmate. No I don't agree with all the dominant crap, men are already TOO dominant, and controlling... It's definitely not ''Good clean fun'' either, but it's actually a really good read. 

You have a very innocent girl, who is naive about everything. Until she meets Mr. Grey, who is smart, sexy, and looks hot in a T-Shirt, and jeans... They begin a romance, actually they begin something more, but ''romance'' is the only word I've got for it right now. She begins to feel that he's more than he lets on, and is also hiding a lot from her. I won't go into details, there are still a few women still living under a rock, and have yet to read this. 

Now, if you'll excuse me I am going to grab a quick COLD shower!